🎂 ACTIVITY GRRRL’S BIRTHDAY BEDLAM: THE DETAILS
She chose the gifts. I remain concerned.
How the Bedlam Bestows Its Bounty…
Every design featured during Activity Grrrl’s Birthday Bedlam arrives with its own unique mystery item, hand-selected by Activity Grrrl herself.
No thresholds.
No codes.
No negotiations.
Purchase a design… receive its corresponding chaos.
Each design has a different mystery item assigned to it.
So, should you collect multiple designs, you shall gather multiple curiosities.
However… should you acquire two (or more) of the same design, you will receive the same mystery item for each, though color variations may occur, as Activity Grrrl is fond of “creative inconsistency.”
The Nature of These “Gifts”
These items are:
- Selected without oversight, approval, or explanation
- Sometimes thematically aligned
- Sometimes wildly unrelated
- Occasionally questionable in origin
- Always intentional (allegedly)
Each mystery item carries an estimated retail value between $8–$12 USD.
Value is consistent.
Logic is not.
Shipping & Shenanigans
- Mystery items are automatically included with qualifying designs (no action required)
- Items will not appear in your cart, but will absolutely appear in your package
- If your order includes multiple designs, each will bring its own gift
- If purchased alongside any Pre-Order items, everything will ship together once all items are ready
Fine Print for the Fearless
- No requests. No substitutions. No explanations.
- Duplicate items will occur if duplicate designs are purchased
- Color variations are possible and not considered defects
- Offer applies only during Activity Grrrl’s Birthday Bedlam window
- Offer cannot be applied retroactively to past purchases
- If items are returned without gift, the value of the included gift ($8-$12 USD) may be deducted from your refund
- teeVillain is not responsible for confusion, delight, or mild existential concern
Why You Want In
Because this is not a promotion it is a peek inside Activity Grrrl’s chaotic mind.
A strange, rotating assortment of oddities, curiosities, and chaotic collectibles… each tied to a design, each part of a weeklong experiment in unpredictable generosity.
Some will be clever.
Some will be strange.
All will be hers.
