YOUR TOMBSTONE™
Your Tombstone™ Important Information
Customization Survey
Every Your Tombstone™ is custom engraved with the name and epitaph you provide.
A personalization survey will be emailed no later than Saturday, August 1, 2026, or sooner if the available tombstones sell out before then.
Please add captives@teeVillain.com to your Safe Senders list to help ensure the survey reaches your inbox.
Once surveys have been sent, I shall also announce it across my social media platforms. Unfortunately, the algorithms have become increasingly unreliable, so it is your responsibility to remain vigilant.
Set an alarm.
Check your Spam and Promotions folders.
If August 2, 2026 arrives and you still have not received your survey, please contact me immediately so we may remedy the situation before production begins.
If No Survey Is Submitted…
Should you choose not to complete your personalization survey before the deadline, your tombstone will not be customized.
Instead, it shall receive one of my standard prewritten humorous epitaphs and be shipped as a generic monument.
No exceptions can be made once production begins.
Limited Quantities
Each Your Tombstone™ is individually personalized, produced, inspected, packaged, and carefully matched with the correct order before shipment.
That extra care takes time, so only a limited number of tombstones are available during this release.
Once my workshop reaches capacity, the cemetery gates shall close.
Production Time
Because every monument is crafted specifically for its future owner, Your Tombstone™ may require additional production time beyond my normal fulfillment schedule.
My minions take great care to ensure that every monument and every inscription find their proper destination.
Final Details
Minor adjustments to spacing, punctuation, capitalization, or line breaks may be made when necessary to create the best possible finished monument while preserving the intent of your submission.
A proper epitaph deserves proper craftsmanship.
