4th of July Summerween “Lazer” Sharks!
LAZER SHARK SUMMERWEEN BONUS DETAILS!
How to Reel in Your Shark
- Fill your cart with $40 USD or more of villainous loot.
(Cart total must reach $40 before shipping, taxes, discounts, or Dungeon Dollar®/reward-point redemptions.) - Proceed to checkout… no code needed.
- My minions will slip one (1) exclusive “teeVillain Lazer Shark” figure (with surfboard) into your order, absolutely free.
Heads-up: The shark will not appear in your cart, but it will appear in your package. Surprise preserved. 🩸
Dates & Limits
- Offer window: From now until sometime Sunday July, 6th 2025 (current week).
- Quantity: Limited to stock. When the sharks are gone, the ocean is empty.
- Limit: One free Lazer Shark for every $40 spent. For example, $80 is two sharks (while supplies last).
- Regions: Ships wherever teeVillain ships. Customs or import fees (where applicable) remain the customer’s responsibility.
Fine Print for the Fusspots
- Qualifying subtotal excludes shipping, handling, taxes/VAT, gift-card purchases, and any Dungeon Dollar or promotional credits redeemed.
- Offer cannot be applied retroactively to orders placed before the promo period.
- If items are returned and the adjusted subtotal falls below $40, the value of the shark ($15 USD) will be deducted from your refund.
- Offer may mutate, expire, or be devoured without notice if Grand Ol’ Ma’ma commands it.
Why You Want It
This Lazer Shark is not for sale elsewhere, not coming back, and destined for bragging rights (or black-market bartering). Secure yours before another scurvy scavenger drains the tank.
