WEBWEAVER WEEK!
WEBWEAVER WEEK BONUS DETAILS!
How to Snare Your Spider
- Fill your cart with $40 USD or more of villainous loot.
(Cart total must reach $40 before shipping, taxes, discounts, AND AFTER Dungeon Dollar®/reward-point redemptions.) - Proceed to checkout… no code needed.
- My minions will slip one (1) exclusive “8-Legged Arachnid” from Activity Grrrl’s Menagerie into your order… magnetic & hangable for maximum lurking potential.
Heads-up: The spider will not appear in your cart, but it will appear in your package. Surprise preserved. 🕷️
Dates & Limits
- Offer window: From now until the items are pulled from the site or we exceed production capabilities.
- Quantity: Limited to stock. When the spiders are gone, the web unravels.
- Limit: One free 8-Legged Arachnid for every $40 spent. Example: $80 = two spiders, $120 = three spiders (while supplies last).
- Regions: Ships wherever teeVillain ships. Customs or import fees (where applicable) remain the customer’s responsibility.
Fine Print for the Fusspots
- Qualifying subtotal excludes shipping, handling, taxes/VAT, gift-card purchases, and any Dungeon Dollar or promotional credits redeemed.
- Offer cannot be applied retroactively to orders placed before the promo period.
- If items are returned and the adjusted subtotal falls below $40, the value of the spider ($13 USD) will be deducted from your refund.
- Offer may mutate, expire, or be devoured without notice if Grand Ol’ Ma’ma commands it.
Why You Want It
This 8-Legged Arachnid is not for sale elsewhere, not coming back, and destined for bragging rights (or black-market web-bartering). Whether it clings to your fridge or dangles ominously in your lair, it is a creeping token of your loyalty to the cause.
