Skulls of teeVillain Week!
SKULLS OF TEEVILLAIN WEEK BONUS DETAILS!
How to Unearth Your Skull…
- Fill your cart with $40 USD or more of villainous loot (Must include one of this weeks items).
(Cart total must reach $40 before shipping, taxes, discounts, AND AFTER Dungeon Dollar®/reward-point redemptions.) - Proceed to checkout… no code needed.
- My minions shall secret one (1) limited-edition Skull of teeVillain into your parcel… one of three diabolical variants, selection sinisterly random. (but if your total entitles you to two or more… we will do our best to be sure they are all different.)
Heads-up: The skull will not appear in your cart, but it will appear in your package. Surprise preserved. 💀
Dates & Limits
- Offer window: From now until the crypt is cleared or we exceed production capabilities.
- Quantity: Limited to stock. When the skulls are gone, the ossuary is empty.
- Limit: One free Skull of teeVillain for every $40 spent. Example: $80 = two skulls; $120 = three skulls (while supplies last).
- Regions: Ships wherever teeVillain ships. Customs or import fees (where applicable) remain the customer’s responsibility.
Fine Print for the Fusspots
- Qualifying subtotal excludes shipping, handling, taxes/VAT, gift-card purchases, and any Dungeon Dollar or promotional credits redeemed.
- Offer cannot be applied retroactively to orders placed before the promo period.
- If items are returned and the adjusted subtotal falls below $40, the value of the skull ($12 USD) will be deducted from your refund.
- Offer may mutate, expire, or be devoured without notice if Grand Ol’ Ma’ma commands it.
Why You Want It
Three colorways, one cultish cranium… a compact totem of treachery and taste. Not sold elsewhere, not returning, and destined to adorn desks, dashboards, and dread altars alike. A brag-worthy badge of your allegiance to our campaign for Global World Domination™.
Ready? Back to the shop… the cart craves calcium and your cupboard craves a cranium.
