Contest: Eclectic Collector

One man’s garbage is another’s gold, or so that hackneyed idiom seeks to profess. Material possessions we hold dear to ourselves resonate on a level only discerned by the bearer of such vendibles. This contest is an exercise in eccentricity; a pursuit to discover who amongst you has transcended the role of a casual gatherer of garments and evolved into what can only be exemplified as “The Eclectic Collector”.

YOUR TASK:

  1. Head to your wardrobe, vault, or whatever receptacle houses your clothing and vestments and gather every teeVillain garment you and your family own.
  2. Stack them neatly in a pile (or several piles) and film yourself flipping through them. I do not expect everyone to be Fellini, but at least try to keep in focus.
  3. *Tags AND designs must both be visible for all t-shirts. Although, if you were foolish enough to attempt sneaking a non-teeVillain shirt in there, be advised – I WOULD KNOW.
  4. Video may be cut and edited, but any duplicate shirts you might have must be displayed in a single take.
  5. Post your Oscar-worthy video by one of the following means:
    Facebook – post the URL to your video in the comment section of this post.
    Instagram – post the video to your account with the hashtag #teeVillainCollection
    Twitter…I still do not know how to use Twitter

 

 

YOUR REWARD:

The most fanatical fiend will be rewarded with credit to your Fiend Fund to the tune of 100,000 Dungeon Dollars. ($100 value)

In addition, you will receive a t-shirt folder (NOT someone to fold your t-shirts) and two packs of vacuum-seal storage bags – a final resting place for all your non-teeVillain garments as you cull your collection, making room for more teeVillain Products for World Domination™.

DEADLINE TO POST:

11:59 PM (EST) October 28th, 2017

YOUR JUDGEMENT:

I will rummage through each and every masterpiece submitted and personally select the video by which I am most impressed. Entries will not be evaluated merely on the size of one’s collection, but also the manner in which it is presented, so creativity plays a pivotal role in my final decision. The winner will be announced on October 31st: Villain’s Christmas Day.

*Notes of Importance
Any rules not covered mean nothing and I reserve the right, at any time, to change the rules. I am teeVillain, and I do as I wish.

Now off with you! You will need time to arrange your arsenal and hone your film-making finesse.

Posted: September 24, 2017 / in: A Villain’s Christmas Contests / by: teeVillain