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Welcome to the Archive of Artifacts, the sacred gallery where relics of teeVillain’s illustrious past are lovingly preserved. Each piece here tells a story of our shared journey through the labyrinth of time, each an echo of the battles fought …

Show off your artistic prowess… Color a Villain and show me what you got! When you (or your kids) are finished, post them to Instagram with the hashtag #teeVillainColoring and I will award a few Dungeon Dollars to spend on …

The world of pop-culture apparel is a fickle beast. It exists in a constant state of mutation, reshaping itself to assume the form of that which the masses find momentarily fashionable. To succeed in such an immoderate industry, it takes …

The inevitable has finally reared its ugly head. It appears that Facebook is implementing a policy, one in which you, my steadfast devoTees, will most likely be affected in a negative way. Perhaps it is not a new policy, but …

  Crystal Lake – that baneful body of water in which the fate of a young boy was interminably sealed. His vengeful visage has since become woven tightly into the fibers of pop-culture, and has ingrained itself as one synonymous …

Music has the power shape the tone of any given media, breathing into it presence and atmosphere until convergence into one seamless semblance. The same can be said for Halloween. Certain songs evoke both the mirthful and the macabre, thus …

One man’s garbage is another’s gold, or so that hackneyed idiom seeks to profess. Material possessions we hold dear to ourselves resonate on a level only discerned by the bearer of such vendibles. This contest is an exercise in eccentricity; …

Greetings, mortals! It is I, teeVillain and I come to you bearing spoils, my steadfast devotees. It seems, a rogue minion thought it would be a hoot to steal my cursed cackle and immortalize it in the form of a …